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cockfag

The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.
by Logz0r September 30, 2005
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Cocklaphobia

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
by HD6 April 30, 2012
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cocklog

A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.
Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.
by taw April 3, 2008
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cocktag

Tagging a person on Facebook in the male nether regions of a photo.
There was this really sexy picture of Robert Pattinson and my Facebook friend cocktagged me right in his privates.
by Mountain Fresh October 14, 2009
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Cockmagician

a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.

2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
"Dude i swear that our spanish teacher is the biggest cockmagician that i have ever met"
by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009
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Cocktagon

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
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cockage

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
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