cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

Cock aye the noo

The act of sexual congress with a haggis. May be performed by either a male or female. Often the haggis will be consumed during or after the act.

If I don't get laid soon I might just cock aye the noo.

by Highlander09 March 5, 2009

Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

cockayne

A Man, or Woman, With a incredibly small pelvis with no genitalia.

John "Oh have you met Kieran, he's a right cockayne no dick at all"
Jeff "Oh shit. Who told you this Hannah May?"
John "Yes, lol m9"

by FuckerBoi69 September 29, 2015

cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.

Harry is a cockaterian.

by my name is name January 28, 2010

cockapella

A portmanteau of 'cock' and 'rockapella'. When a guy has sex without playing any music, one can say he's doing in cockapella.

Dude: I'm thinking of making a move on Maria
Friend: Want to borrow my Shade album?
Dude: No, I think I'll do it cockapella

by TheGriz April 1, 2009