ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

Clownsong

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.

Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"

by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012

clowning

to make fun of, make light of.

or the act of being silly.

Susie and her crew were clowning Rosa for having toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

by kayla December 14, 2003

ClownSong

live action goatse to circus music.

clownsong=goatse plus sound. both music and pain.

by E(0)3 November 6, 2010

clowning

to be making fun of someone, or make jokes

Dude The Game was clowning on 50 cent. He was clowning on the new kid.

by Matstir January 24, 2010

Clowning On

The art of beating anybody in anything. Clowning is the term one wishes to use when expressing the utmost dominance. Can be used in a similar fashion as words such as "pwning".

Marquette clowned on Notre Dame last week at Notre Dame.

Texas got clowned on by Kansas State the other day.

UConn is clowning on Louisville right now.

by RKlem February 2, 2009

Clownsona

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."

by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017