Clitty Monster

One who dominates clitty with a fiery passion causing immaculate pleasure for the female and horrendous orgasms

Mark Micolucc is a total clitty monster. He makes the legs shake.

by Clit Norris May 17, 2011

clattanoia

The action or existence of someone or something that can instill widespread fear, chaos, or imbalance over a large chain of events.

The clattanoia of 9/11 made the world stand still.
The assassination of John F. Kennedy sent clattanoia through the country.

by The__Pacifist November 3, 2020

Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

Chottle down

This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.

- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.

by Alisha620 March 4, 2011

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Noggin Clontith

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”

Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.

by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019

Cloot

A Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.

Here lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye

by ram5ay March 16, 2011