clitchy

a word used to describe women's version of morning wood

an impulse feeling of horniness in women, intense feeling of arousal in women

Shortcut for 'My clit is itchy, I need sex!'

clitchy,horny

by theclitchbitch May 1, 2009

Cloutch

close and clutch

I was driving, talking on my phone, and lighting a cigarette, when I had to quickly swerve off road to avoid hitting a dog. It was so cloutch.

by Brian HeNorcross September 20, 2010

clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

Clotch

A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials

Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 9, 2020

Cloutcheat.cc

The best Rainbow Six cheat there is uwu

WEEBS GET A BONUS

damn i wanna buy cloutcheat.cc

by DannyCloutP January 11, 2021

tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.

Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!

by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022

Clootch

When a women's clitoris is so large that it looks like a mini hotdog it can no longer be a regular cootch.

I was about to go down on her until she showed me her clootch. It was almost as big as mine!

by NixNaxPattyWax July 13, 2010