clog

The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!

by deefer May 23, 2008

clog

A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

by DMurphy May 1, 2008

clog

taking ur shoe offf and hitting some one with it

that boys pissing me off im gunna clog him in the teeth

by zelly November 5, 2007

clog

A new wave dance step....see clogin.

Boy that redneck sure can clog.

by ttim_1 July 23, 2005

clog

A person who thinks Dutch people always wear clogs.

"You're a clog!"
"I'm not a clog, you are!"

by Nanda September 11, 2004

clog

Nickname for some twins in toledo

Hey where did those clogs go?

by BeKool February 22, 2005

Clogged

When a woman can fit two dicks in her arse

1 in the pink and 2 in the stink, she's clogged

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020