clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 2, 2021

cloak and dagger

conducting shady business that you don't want anyone to know about

I asked them where all the money went and they told me to quit asking questions. what kind of cloak and dagger shit are they up to?

by jilm January 26, 2017

clabber cod

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.

That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!

by Kreigh January 5, 2005

cloacal kiss

The method in which a male bird fertilizes the ovum of a female bird. The male and female press their cloacals (a prosterior opening which functions as the end of the reproductive, digestive, and urinary tracts) together for a few moments to transfer sperm to the female.

Mel: Whoa are those birds rubbing their butts together?

Nico: No they're just giving each other a cloacal kiss.

by neeky neeks July 21, 2009

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Cloak Goat

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.

Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.

by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010