A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.
The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.
The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.
by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 3, 2017
Get the Flappy clit mug.An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008
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When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
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Jenny: Last night I clit down Eric while Jeff was at work.
Ruth: Oh my, I bet he didn't stand a chance!
Jenny: You bet girl, I think I dislocated Eric's hips!
Ruth: Oh my, I bet he didn't stand a chance!
Jenny: You bet girl, I think I dislocated Eric's hips!
by Cyclops2 August 22, 2012
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student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing
teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class
student yes mam i got you
student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing
teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class
student yes mam i got you
by littlejimmie June 4, 2019
Get the spanking your clit mug.An exceptionally small penis which resembles an enlarged clitoris. Used as a derogatory term for micropenis.
I don't know how Mike's wife gives him a blowjob. That sissy clit he has barely peeks out from between his legs!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the sissy clit mug.the polar opposite of sexual arousal; when something turns you off so severely that you can actually feel your clitoris shrinking back in revulsion. this is the female equivalent of a boner death.
by comatoasty July 4, 2011
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