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pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.
Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.
by Skaught October 26, 2010
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Cleric-Phobia

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.
Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)
by Vikt3r May 24, 2006
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Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!
A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!
by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004
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Tetragrammaton Cleric

An ultra sexy person with an ultra sexy fighting ability.
Eric Chung is a Tegtrammaton Cleric
by Eric April 13, 2004
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clerical errorRoar

is it a clerical error?

it turned me schizophernic to anyone i or e cares for

the bomb blew up in front of einsteins eyes, making him thijnk he was a indian at 1/4 percent. only a person taken over by the cunts at 3rd grade and was a master at the card MEMORY GMAE. would believe he was einstein, he doesn't even now what the guy looked like, he just said he never talked.

32 milligrams of vyvanse and 10 of lexapro, would give anyone onethat solves that puzzle the peace prize.
'bra ra, pretty sure it was a clerical error because they would have to have is cia profile' or he would have grown up in the cia safe house er ra. must have been a clerical errorRoar'
by elvinra March 1, 2013
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Anti-Clericalism

Anti-Clericalism is defined by opposing clericals and the societal influence of organized religion in both governmental and public affairs. This differs from being anti-religious since you can just oppose organized religion but not religious practices themselves, and not all anti-clericals are atheists.
Anti-clericalism has been practiced by both religious people and anti-religious people, such as during the protestant reformation during Europe or in state atheist countries like the USSR.
by Kelmeer23 June 6, 2023
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Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy

In an MMO, the refusal on the part of the cleric/healer to heal someone that consistently screws up.

Also see: Law of Meatshield Apathy, and Law of Crowd Control Apathy.
The warlock that kept breaking CC became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy.

The rogue that only cared about his dps, and continually grabbed aggro from the tank became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy
by Nzoe February 22, 2011
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