Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020

classist undertones

When a rich person wants to degrade a poor person, but be passive aggressive at the same time.

Margaret used classist undertones to let her servant know just where that bitch belongs

by steelimus June 4, 2016

Post-modern Classics

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.

Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Reeboks Classics

Sick shoes put out by Reebok that are very comfortable and stylish even when they're too big for you.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOw I have to add eextra words to this def

by Oscar January 8, 2005

Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die

wiggly classics used audio of greg dying and call is a mistake

by snakes# December 28, 2020

Classicity

Referring to how "classic" a noun or verb can be.

I think "Twin Peaks:FWWM" was good, but does not have the classicity as the television series.

by fje January 4, 2006

classicunt

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

by a classical listener May 27, 2009