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Classicist 

1. A person who studies Classics (ancient Greek and Latin)

2. A follower of classicism in the arts
Examples of a Classicist included Dante, Petrarch, and Shakespeare in poetry and theatre.
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Classicist by Persephone Little July 28, 2011
Classist
A person who despises or hates a specific class of a person
A hate B because B is middle class

A: Can you get something nicer, also, what car do you have?
B: No, my salary can't afford it, I don't have a car
A: Just get more money then
B: But I can't
A: You see, these people think they're so good because they're 'middle class', well suck to them, 'middle class' is at the middle, I in fact am a 'Upper class' that means you hooligans stealing our money are under us, you have to listen to ME, not your boss, I can buy the company, shut it down, fire everyone if I like, because I control you, your money.
B: Dude chill, don't be classist.
Classist by British Paciic June 11, 2020

tokin' classics 

A compilation of classic rock put together so that one can enjoy some weed while having something to listen to. A new one comes out every month. Each one has a specific title. Such as, "Rocked Shut Domes."
"We'll listen to Tokin' Classics IV while we go on the routes."

Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

classist undertones 

When a rich person wants to degrade a poor person, but be passive aggressive at the same time.
Margaret used classist undertones to let her servant know just where that bitch belongs

Post-modern Classics 

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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