The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
by Im not drunk April 23, 2018
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by fReNCH FrOI October 12, 2018
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by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017
Get the post-nut clarity mug.New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”
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by Sapphire Rose May 29, 2018
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