Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora

Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'

by thorpey65 October 25, 2010

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

Clacker

Someone who has a loud mechanical keyboard

Okay clacker, quiet down

by MFS2 November 10, 2019

clacker

A remote device used to detonate an explosive, or anti-personal mine such as a claymore.

Soldier1: Hey, theres a charlie breeching the perimeter.
Soldier2: Well, what are ya waitng for, hit the clacker.
Charlie: Ahhhh, my legs.

by Matt Pennington March 24, 2004

clacker

1. noun. a high fashion, sophisticated girl, always wearing the new Chanel or Yves Saint Laurent. Someone who knows the difference between the colors black and onix.
2. a stunning beauty working in NYC for somekind of fashion magazine. ALWAYS showing up to work in the hottest styles, possibly not even out for the public yet.

The Devil Wears Prada. "works with a minion of clackers"

by DulceysSecret March 12, 2007

clacker

irish for testicles, balls, or gonads

I was gonna kick him in the clackers

by beccabee charmer May 8, 2008

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007