by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017
Get the cisterhood mug.A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”
However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.
However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.
Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”
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a very small private school located in Irving, TX. It is widely recognized for having the highest level of academic prestige in the DFW area. While often dismissed and mocked as having a population of exclusively gay, antisocial little twats by the other private schools, Cistercian students are allowed to grow facial hair, making Jesuit beta male faggits want to suck them off at parties. In addition, Cistercian students go on be far more successful than their counterparts at the other private schools.
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Other Jesuit kid: "Bro. I don't get it. Kylie dropped me for a Cistercian kid. Those kids are supposed to be socially awkward fags. The girls are saying he has a cute ass tho. And a beard. I wish I could grow a beard."
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