Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.

This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

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by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

Circumcizing The Mosquito

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.

Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016

Nevada circumcision

Where either a cayote or venomous rattle snake reaches up and snips ur foreskin clean off with their bare teeth

Wow did you here Steven Rojas got a Nevada circumcision last night

by Gender queer corndog May 27, 2018

circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015

zipper circumcision

act of zipping ones penis up in their fly and taking off a considerable amount of the skin

Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?

Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess

by traveling salesman October 16, 2010

Oral Circumcision

a type of circumcision that uses the mouth to remove the foreskin. Sometimes they might eat the foreskin to dispose of it

my homie just preformed oral circumcision on me!

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021