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ass-circus

In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.

However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.
Jimmy Kinnel: "If I am an ass-clown, then you, sir Sean Hannity, are the whole ass-circus!"
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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Chameleon Circuit

A component of a TARDIS which allows it to change shape to match its surroundings and remain inconspicuous. The circuit on the Doctor's TARDIS has malfunctioned, leaving it stuck in the shape of a 1960s style British police box. Not to be confused with British trock band chameleon circuit
The Doctor: "My chameleon circuit hasn't worked since 1963"
by TheMrJay8 September 8, 2012
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The Circumstances

An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”
Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”
by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022
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Circus Jiffy

When a girl gives a blowjob while doing a handstand.
My girlfriend gave me a insane Circus Jiffy last night.
by B@B February 16, 2014
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Radical circumcision

Radical circumcision...a really tight circumcision that leaves absolutely no loose skin, it usually entails complete excision of the frenum. Not seen so often these days, but frequently requested by men with a circumcision fetish.
His cock is skinned so tight it must have been a radical circumcision.
by Peter Smooth. April 19, 2012
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Circumsexual

A person with an interest in circumcision, particularly a believing that circumcision is a beneficial procedure; adj. Having a sexual, fetishistic or erotic interest in circumcision
Circumsexuals have an obsession with almost all aspects and effects of male circumcision
by Cleverdick2 November 3, 2016
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Circus Meat

The meat usually served by fast food restaurants consisting of ground up old circus animals.

The lips, arseholes, and giblets of old tired circus camels, elephants, zebras, monkeys, circus performers and carnies.

Grade D meat not fit for human consumption.

The contents of your last whopper/big-mac or steak soft taco.

Anything on the dollar menu.
Jumbo the Elephant was looking very tired at the last circus if he does not improve his act he may get sold off for circus meat.

The meat served last night at the burger joint defiantly consisted of circus meat mostly filler.
by bladjee November 10, 2009
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