Circumpsycotica

The feeling of thinking your friends want you to cut off their penis.

Darryl: Hey man you look tense today, what's up?

Kane: Man, I think I have circumpsycotica, I keep hearing my mates ask me to cut off their penis.

Darryl: wow that's super fucked up, maybe you should cut off my penis?

Kane: wait, what?

Darryl: I said wow that's super fucked up, maybe you should see someone about that you strange cunt.

Circumpsycotica by Macgruberkent July 29, 2020

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Circumpsycotica

The sensation of thinking your mates want you to cut off their penis.

Darryl: Hey man you look a bit tense, what's going on?

Kane: I think I've got circumpsycotica, I keep hearing my mates ask me to cut off their penis.

Darryl: Wow that's super fucked up, maybe you should cut off my penis?

Kane: Wait what?

Darryl: I said maybe you should see someone about that you fucking strange cunt.

Circumpsycotica by Macgruberkent July 29, 2020

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Circumpsycotica

The feeling of thinking your mates want you to cut off their penis.

Darryl: Hey man you look tense today, what's up?

Kane: Man, I think I have circumpsycotica, I keep hearing my mates say they want me to cut off their penis.

Darryl: Wow, that's super fucked up, maybe you should cut off my penis.

Kane: Wait, what?

Darryl: I said wow that's super fucked up, maybe you should see someone about that you strange cunt.

Circumpsycotica by Macgruberkent July 29, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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