steezus christ

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

jesus hitler christ

an exclamation of shock or disgust

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"

by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

chrisevanssexual

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

Christabel

Christabel's are literally a master piece made by the jewels of heaven. You can't compete with the intelligence of a Christabel, neither can you match the glamour of her beauty. She is absolutely and undeniably the sexiest thing to walk the face of the earth. You're lucky enough to spot a christabel let alone get to know her. If she calls you her friends, she means it and she will do anything to make sure you are comfortable. She's loyal, ambitious, and loving. She isn't a force to be reconed with. She's perfect!

Omg is that Beyoncé..????
No....it's CHRISTABEL!!!!! Omg...*faints*

by Worlds finest March 13, 2017

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

christel

christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!

christel is brave

why is christel so silly she makes me laugh

christel is the best girl i could have

by true-facts94 December 18, 2018