Choff

Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks

That's some choff ass shit.

by Don Gato June 2, 2003

choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

by BJT9000 November 15, 2002

Choff

It's the sound of when you melt but you're not a Vaporeon.

I choff every time he bonks my head.

by qsd dsq May 25, 2022

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

by Growey February 20, 2011

Chorfun

A mispronunciation of the word "Fortune". Used by a rock troll named Bart in The Witcher 3 to describe a fortune of gold and other valuables.

Bart bad... Bart make Sigi lose chorfun.

by TonyDanzasTapdanceExtravaganza March 28, 2019

Chiffonhead

A die-hard fan of the Queen of Rock n Roll, Stevie Nicks. They usually are high maintenance fans, who own the platform boots, the Gold Dust Shawls, the Cresent Moon necklaces, and tambourines. They are the coolest people you'll ever meet.

I have 300 other fellow Chiffonheads as friends on Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter.

by TerraRhiannon January 5, 2011