Choff

Someone who is ridiculously sexual down his mic.

Someone who is always fapping off on roadside.

Ridiculously sexually frustrated.

'SHUT UP YOU CHOFF!'

by ProTom October 6, 2011

choffe

See chauff, though this is the correct spelling.

Billy, rake the leaves.

Oh choffe, mom! *shoots*

by mandaf June 21, 2006

Choff

Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks

That's some choff ass shit.

by Don Gato June 2, 2003

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

by Growey February 20, 2011

Choff

It's the sound of when you melt but you're not a Vaporeon.

I choff every time he bonks my head.

by qsd dsq May 25, 2022