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chinstrap beard 

The cheesy, minimalist Amish beard favored by many current Major League Baseball players. David Ortiz has a chinstrap beard. Can be augmented by a tuft at the chin, giving the appearance that one is wearing a helmet with a chin cup.
Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.

Kentucky Chinstrap 

When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.
Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?

Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!

(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)

Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!

Belgian Chinstrap 

while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap
Me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and I gave her a Belgian Chinstrap

Cherokee Chinstrap 

A sexual act where a man places his testicles on a woman's chin and his penis on her neck so that the testicles form around the shaft and the tip of the penis lays at the throat, all while impersonating Andrew Jackson.
"Dude, the bitch wouldn't suck me off, so I gave her a Cherokee Chinstrap."

anti-chinstrap 

The act of removing a person's chinstrap, you then singe the skin where the chinstrap was with a blowtorch. This creates an anti-chinstrap as the hair you burned will not grow back, however the other hair will
Guy 1: I heard the took Matt and gave him an anti-chinstrap.
Guy 2: Yea, now his face looks real weird.
anti-chinstrap by Burrito6 November 20, 2010

mudflap chinstrap 

A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.
That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, but since I kinda cared about her I let her put on her mudflap chinstrap just in case there was any splash back.
mudflap chinstrap by meestamo December 23, 2008