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children

A human being, just like you.

I still don't understand why adults think that every child is stupid, bitchy, bratty, or spoilt. Then they forget to say that they were kids. Then, they say how much tough times they've been through when they were children and not think about the tough times us children STILL go through. It's stupid, and I find it discriminating.
From,
A child.
Child: I'm glad I can hang out with children like myself.
by Livin Under Mi Roch October 20, 2015
mugGet the childrenmug.

children

A THING THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE WHEN THEY ARE TODDLERS
I DONT WANT CHILDREN.
by Karma_Fate<3 February 5, 2017
mugGet the childrenmug.

children

miniature slaves that you can control because there too stupid to understand they dont have to do something
(person 1) hey can i see your lovely children
(person 2)there making me custom seal leather boots and making me phones in china
(person 1)um so there slaves?
(person 2) no there people that are young and work for free
by jackydude77 May 19, 2018
mugGet the childrenmug.

children

Used when in a bathingsuit.I asked my friend, "Can you see my children" to make sure they are not sticking out.
by Mitch-ll June 26, 2007
mugGet the childrenmug.

children

1) young humans
2) annoying
3) the favoured meal of the unticus
4) peadophile lure
1) look thats a young person! wow
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)
by mr krum September 8, 2010
mugGet the childrenmug.

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.
Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino
by A user of this website January 30, 2019
mugGet the the childrenmug.

it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.
Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
by Arces February 9, 2012
mugGet the it's for the childrenmug.

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