Definitions by MrMrMemeyGuy

Pessimist 

Someone who thinks bad things will forever remain bad unless previously good, and good things can very easily become bad.

Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"

(Both) "shut up, asshole!"

Pessimist by MrMrMemeyGuy June 1, 2018

Gabe the dog

A dead dog

"Bork! Sniffle! Bork bork"
-Gabe The Dog

Gabe the dog by MrMrMemeyGuy November 24, 2017

Conform 

To follow rules or laws

I'm just gonna live a good life and conform to society instead of becoming a shitfaced goth

Conform by MrMrMemeyGuy November 2, 2017

God 

1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun

Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!

God by MrMrMemeyGuy October 21, 2017

Cartoon

Anything animated. Be it american, french, british, irish, chinese, or japenese. Also, japenese cartoons don't have to be called anime, since the japenese call all animation anime. Cartoons can be any genre, but they are most often comedies.

Spongebob, Pokémon: The Series, Teen Titans, and Chowder are prime examples of cartoons.

Cartoon by MrMrMemeyGuy September 17, 2017

Anime

A japenese word that translates to animation. Contrary to popular belief, all cartoons are anime, as anime translates to animation.

Weeb: I just watched some anime today!
Japenese person: from what country?
Weeb: Duh, japan!
Japenese person: you do know all animation is anime, right?

Anime by MrMrMemeyGuy September 17, 2017

Democracy 

A type of goverment where private property can be owned, tons of rights are given to the people, and the people pick the leader of the country. So it relies on the country's population being smart. And its rare to find a smart human

America, canada, and modern-day japan are examples of democracy countries.

Democracy by MrMrMemeyGuy September 7, 2017