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the chimp challenge

This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!
RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.
by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
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MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance
Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."
by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021
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Pimp Chimpin’

To hang out or chill with a group of people. Coined by YouTuber SwaggerSouls. Similar to the phrase “Cracking a Cold One with the Boys.”
Fitz: What are you doing Swagger?
SwaggerSouls: I’m Pimp Chimpin’ *aggressive Chimpanzee sounds.*
by IconicLuL October 23, 2020
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chilpren

These chilpren are staring me down.
The Dung husband is calling the chilpren.
Those chilpren be throwing them rocks at the popo.
by @yomammaschilprenzzz July 15, 2020
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retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
by Alpino May 15, 2016
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Chimp Food

Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.

Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.

Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009
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chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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