Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?
Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?
Pork Scotch: Yeah.
Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?
Pork Scotch: No.
Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?
Pork Scotch: Yeah.
Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?
Pork Scotch: No.
Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009
Get the Fried Chickon mug.1. A chicken purchased from a butcher that has unusually long legs and dry yellow skin. Basically, a chickon is the exact opposite of what you'd look for when selecting a tasty chicken from a butcher. It is usually what is left of the fresh chicken at the end of the day because no one has purchased it.
The term originates in the Caribbean from the late musical legend Bob Marley. The term is properly pronounced as "Chik-kahn"
2. A chick who is unattractive, but is still bangable. She's the girl who you'd only call up if you had no one else to meet up with for a good shag.
The term originates in the Caribbean from the late musical legend Bob Marley. The term is properly pronounced as "Chik-kahn"
2. A chick who is unattractive, but is still bangable. She's the girl who you'd only call up if you had no one else to meet up with for a good shag.
1. David: Aw man, that fried stuff I had for lunch was terrible. Yuk.
Greg: What was it?
David: Chickon!
2. Ed: Hey Mark, remember that chickon I danced with last weekend at the club?
Mark: What the ugly one who had the nice long legs but no ass? Yeah I remember her. How could I forget.
Ed: Matt got her number and went out with her last night.
Mark: Well, that's cause Matt's a virgin and can't do any better. He doesn't hang out with too many chicks.
Greg: What was it?
David: Chickon!
2. Ed: Hey Mark, remember that chickon I danced with last weekend at the club?
Mark: What the ugly one who had the nice long legs but no ass? Yeah I remember her. How could I forget.
Ed: Matt got her number and went out with her last night.
Mark: Well, that's cause Matt's a virgin and can't do any better. He doesn't hang out with too many chicks.
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Get the Chickonia mug.A term of endearment when addressing a best friend or girlfriend. A nickname or pet name for a female friend.
Shannon: Hi Chickmunk. I miss you, let's get together soon.
Heather: I'd love that, Darlin. Why don't we do lunch tomorrow?
Heather: I'd love that, Darlin. Why don't we do lunch tomorrow?
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Get the chickionary mug.A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
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