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cheese toastie 

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola
Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.
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[Cheese Toastie] 

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
"That Cheese Toastie was ooey-gooey goodness."

cheese toastie thursday 

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.
Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth [steamer}

Cheese toastie sexual 

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

Cold Cheese Toastie

When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
Cold Cheese Toastie by Paris87 September 3, 2009

Cream Cheese Toaster 

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
Cream Cheese Toaster by acidonion August 31, 2016

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.
cheese-toaster by Chika January 15, 2007