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Jesus Cheater

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.
Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021
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Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."
by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021
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Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.
"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."
by Il Toto April 1, 2017
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cheat lane

a word to describe your second favorite member of a group or band you stan. often found swerving to their lane.
friend: “oh my god, michael clifford from 5sos is so hot!”

friend 2: “i know right, he’s my cheat lane”
by 5SOS5 January 6, 2021
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Cheating Husband

Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.
Everyone at work knew that Bill is a Cheating Husband by the way he played with that slut.
by unicorntiny November 15, 2016
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cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
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Cheating Trinity

A reference to the chain of command for the New England Patriots. Plays off of the holy trinity. Pokes fun at how patriots fans worship cheaters.
Disgruntled patriots fan "the patriots have never cheated. There isn't any evidence."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."
by anonymous NFL fan January 25, 2016
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