Chard

A group of diverse men

“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.

Bobby, my Hindu turban friend, is a Chard member.

by AlbinoKid33 April 14, 2019

Chard

The combination of a Chode and a Retard.

Tara stop acting like a chard!

by Bitch5284 December 16, 2010

chard

an idiot at work who often messes things up.

Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Chard

A 14-25 year old african-american individual. So named for the color of their skin, as in the left over meat on a grill after cooking. Can be used as a term of indearment or as a racial slur.

"Yea man, I actully got some dank bud from a chard for once."

"Those damn chards always stand right in the middle of the hallway and act like monkeys!"

by JMoney52 March 16, 2009

Chard

A dick not quite as small as a Chode, But also not quite the size of a normal Dick either, for it is somewhere in between.

My gf said i had a chode, but its obviously a chard, but size doesn't even matter anyway.

Shut up you fucking chard.

by PapaChard November 1, 2018

chard

Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode

Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.

by Steven Pain September 3, 2007

chard

a child retard 'nuff said

Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"

by dean the bean January 12, 2008