A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).
I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
Get the Chard-onmug. by Quiinyucka May 5, 2009
Get the charde'mug. Charde is one of the most gorgeous people in the world, men stop and stare, she is only one in a billion and such a true rare friend.
Will be the most incredible kind and caring mother and an even better lover
Everyone that knows her knows she is no time waster and only speaks true words and is one not to take for granted
Will be the most incredible kind and caring mother and an even better lover
Everyone that knows her knows she is no time waster and only speaks true words and is one not to take for granted
Charde is invincible
by Katerina 1991 April 4, 2018
Get the Chardemug. A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.
by Devil Joe April 8, 2009
Get the Chardmug. A better abbreviation for 'Richard'
Dave: "Hey Chard, how you been?"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"
by captmurk August 22, 2014
Get the Chardmug. 1. Pr.n. colloquialism of 'Richard'
2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).
3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.
2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).
3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.
1. Mod: Hello Chard
Chard: Hello Mod
2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?
Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.
Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?
3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.
Chard: Hello Mod
2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?
Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.
Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?
3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.
by Steven Gerrard August 3, 2005
Get the Chardmug. A group of diverse men
“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.
“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.
by AlbinoKid33 April 14, 2019
Get the Chardmug.