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cernelev

It means "black lion," sometimes colloquially referred to as "nigga pussy" by intellectuals. This extremely alpha name exudes massive penis energy the whole time. If you ever come across someone with Cernelev in their name, you will get cucked. "Cernelev" is also exchangable with "Chad." For example, you may cross paths with a virgin. Immediately you will know they are a virgin because of their walk, scent, nasal breathing, and virgin aura. The same goes for a Cernelev. The moment you see them, instantaneous chad energy. Their penis tip is still at the hospital where they were born, they only reason it is still on their body is it grows in length directly proportional to their displacement from said hospital. They can calculate triple surface integrals in the 69th dimension like a virgin can answer what 2+2 is.
Virgin: "Hey guys i just figured out that I actually have AIDS"
Cernelev: *Bashes virgin's head in with a single tap* "I literally hate AIDS, like just parse out your variables. Seriously guys."

OR

Virgin: "Hey guys we didn't do so good at that tournament, here is where we can work on for next time!"
Cernelev: "You win some, you round some."

OR

Thot 1: "Man I really want some dick"
Thot 2: "Let Cernelev fuck you, he can do both of us at the same time with his 420-headed dick."
Gamer girl: "Damn, just like the anime."
Cernelev: *spawns in* "I see you are fellows of culture, let's smash."
by Small Chad Energy May 23, 2019
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Carnelle

Carnelle is a guy who every guy wants to be with, and a guy who every girl wants to date. He is a funny guy who makes everyone smile whenever he walks into a room. Carnelles are usually sporty, not really a popular guy but he is a guy who can become friends with people after a day or two of knowing them. He makes offensive jokes from time to time and never owns up to it. But thats just who he is. If you’re ever lucky enough to be friends with a Carnelle consider yourself lucky. He may not be perfect but he’ll do anything to make you laugh. And if you date a Carnelle dont let him go! Things may be weird in the start but he’ll start to get comfortable with you after awhile!
You look so happy have you been talking to Carnelle?
Yes he makes me laugh even over a text!
by Covidisreal:( November 17, 2020
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cornelleon

smart, independent, self loving, optimistic and a variety of others great characteristics!
Cornelleon is good at being very observant
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