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Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
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Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.
Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."
by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009
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cellphonephrenia

An audio hallucination commonly caused by noises in the environment or in music that sound like your cell phone ringing and make you reach for your phone only to be receiving no calls.
That damn song keeps giving me cellphonephrenia and I'm constantly grabbing my pocket.
by gene clifford katter July 28, 2010
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cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick
Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again
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cellphone flashlight

A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.
1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.

2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
by hmakav May 3, 2009
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Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.
Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!
by Tdonging October 21, 2010
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Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome

noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.

vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!

*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
by Mo-ez April 28, 2011
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