cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

caddywumpus

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

by Green Bean September 23, 2008

Cattywhompus

Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.

When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake up.

by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

cattywompus

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight

The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.

by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003

catywampus

Catywampus is a southern colloquialism that means off-kilter or unexpected.

That clock is all catywampus, effin thing runs backwards half the time.

by BarberStiles February 19, 2010