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An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
carrots by paulk6532 July 30, 2008
A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.
Carrots.
Cah-rots.

A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.
Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!
carrots by Harry Jenkins May 31, 2005
girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.
Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.
carrots by hermana menor June 11, 2006
One who unfortunately retains orange "pubic" haris in the private vicinity of a pratners region.
Hey, connor, cut those damn carrots... they really freak the hell out of mee... You know this makes me horny...
Carrots by pugs March 6, 2005
a secret code word for any type of acoholic beverage
brittany and i 'ate' carrots at john's party last night
carrots by Lisa November 7, 2002