Caravaggio

Carvaggio is defined in one word: Badass.
Son of a bitch was the most bitchin' painter around 1600 A.D., and he brawled his way around Italy.
He was so badass, the Pope fucking pardoned him for killing some dude in a bar, just so he could come back to Rome (he had been on the run) and paint for some Renaissance-era Christian mercenaries/pirates who just so happened to love epic art.
Damn, son. Damn.

Art student: Professor, who was the guy who painted multiple grotesque beheadings SO BEAUTIFULLY?

Art professor: You must be referring to Caravaggio. *does not try to hide gleam of admiration in eyes* Damn, he was a badass.

by InAweOmg February 6, 2010

Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021

Caravandal

A person who is so tall they can destroy a caravan by just standing up in it. As he stands up the caravandal's head smashes through the roof and the caravan is then ruined.

Anyone who is 5' 10" should be banned from caravans. They're all caravandals.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 28, 2009

Caramelldansen

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.

For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

by The Avenue Majestic May 29, 2009

carafay

Carafay (pron. "\'KER-uh-fey"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.

Don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 12, 2014

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."

Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

by Heb1 April 17, 2021

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019