caption

A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.

"he designed a series of posters with the caption: ‘No One is Innocent’"

by Caption April 26, 2015

no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

caption says it all

When you describe a post and the caption says everything about the photo.

Cuke Lage: look at Liams new post it says caption says it all.
Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

captious

adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.

1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he's a captious motherfucker.

2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.

by Klamson! February 22, 2007