El Capitan

The name so commonly used for tim's penis, because it is just so commanding, like a captain.

Everywhere i look, I see the El capitan! it's just so big!

by kyra July 9, 2003

capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

shut up capitan cock ass

by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

Capitan Keys

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.

-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

el capitan

DoD Legend, sex fiend of GNVQ

Moose Sexed El Capitan

by Nicko January 20, 2004

el capitan gauchos

A school that everybody is jealous of

"God damn El Capitan gauchos beat us at everything."

by Conner014 November 3, 2013

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.

A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

by Snake Eyes again December 13, 2010

Capitan Crunch

When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.

by Bunger? July 13, 2023