Canfield

( Verb ) To needlessly lead two people on with promises of romantic interest while being too flighty to actually pursue either. Usually the second event happens just as the flight reaction occurs from the first event.

Yo, I thought Jason was tryna hook up with that chick but he just straight up Canfielded her.

by Berp September 21, 2014

Canfield

(N) Someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic

(n) Dude, its just Halo you Canfield
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!

Dialogue Example:

(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.

by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008

Canford School

A school full of idiots who think they know how to play sport but always lose to Bryanston which is a drug fest itself, posh twats.

Also known as the posh private school which is a bit of a rip off that is in the middle of nowhere!

Canford school is shit

by Mug off June 26, 2019

Canfield Local Schools

A school district in Canfield Ohio ran by a board office that does not understand what money is. Canfield schools in its years of education has gotten very good at embezzling tax payer dollars. Canfield schools claims to have the highest education standards but the lowest building maintenance standards. Canfield schools specializes in 100 year old school buildings that do not have roofs. This school district continues to take tax payer money but claim that they do not have enough money to maintain the wellbeing of the school district.

Canfield Local Schools is such a terrible school district

by Mr Flood January 17, 2023

Canfusion

That feeling you get when you're in the lunch room standing in front of the garbage, recycling and compost cans wondering where to throw your stuff away.

Serious canfusion trying to figure out where to throw out my napkin

by slide mon August 28, 2014

canfitonatoddlerstricycleness

used to describe someone so petite, they can fit on a toddler's little red tricycle at any age.

You tall people, are just jealous of my canfitonatoddlerstricycleness.

by backwards robbber. January 2, 2010

Canfuck

Car crash involving two or more cars, automotive accident

A multiple crash on the highway where you notice one car pushed up between another car,as in one gigantic metal orgy or a canfuck.

by Cladman September 7, 2006