(can-oot) - A tropical bird that lives in the depths of brain dysfunctions, caused by marijuana consumption, that is believed to have cannabis feathers. Has similarities some-what of an owl.

"It's a green and purple weed owl dude, common."

"I saw a magnificent Canoot when I took my twenty-third hit of a fat blunt."

- Josh

Canoot by RighteousRissa August 5, 2010

canooter valve

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)

Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?

canooter valve by I am not Anonymous October 28, 2007

carfoot

noun.chronic out-turned right foot due to decades and thousands of miles driving with right foot operating gas and brake pedals

Carfoot may cause leg problems due to bone and muscles changes over long years of use.

carfoot by willowlake June 18, 2014

cancootery

To have intercourse with a slave

There was some cancootery going on.

cancootery by Jamison the third February 17, 2023

canoot

a substitute word for the amazing word CUNT.... this word canoot is great to use when you dont wnna get in trouble with cunts who doesnt like the word cunt!!!

yoo look its a cunt!!

dont say that say canoot
why the fuck wud i wnna say canoot its cunt or nuffin
u fucking canoot wanna fight ddgiraffe!!

canoot by holland-are-cunts July 1, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026