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The most Boring City this side of the world. The kids of the area find entertainment in things such as watching corn stalks grow or paint dry. However this rousing amusement can only go on for so long until the local police decide to break it up because there isn't one thing bad ever happneing here. Fair Warning to all: if you would like to drive through going un-noticed by the police then do not dirve a car that costs under 13,000 dollars or has a black person in it.
I was once stopped by the Canfield police officer (a.k.a. the blonde bitch) for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, this would be fair enough however I was RUNNING on the sidewalk.
Canfield by boredinclanfield August 4, 2007
Instead of having a normal foot, you have a can. It could be filled with anything but historically the can foot is filled with Menudo.
I can hear Annie walking from far away because her canfoot is very loud. *Clunk Clunk*
Canfoot by generikalllll January 22, 2009
An older hillbilly white trash woman with one tooth she can open cans with
Hey canface!! can u open my can of beans?
canface by You know u like it October 11, 2020

Canfield Fair

Ohio's largest gathering of suburbanites, rural white trash, niggers, wiggers, Italians, and geezers.

Runs 6 days, starting on a Wednesday running through Labor Day.

Most of the time, it smells like horse shit unless you're right near all the food vendors.
Person #1: Hey are you going to the Canfield Fair this year?

Person #2: I live in Youngstown. What the fuck do you think?

Person #1: Touche.
Canfield Fair by ytownrepresent August 31, 2010

Canford Cliffs 

A Delectable subberb of Poole, complete with some of the most fantastic beaches the UK has to offer. Complete with a quaint village and a Psychiatric Hospital of the finest order. Neighbours the illustrious sandbanks. Home of fabulously wealthy footballers and property developers. and the delectable Lilliput, which is not in fact filled with tiny people as depicted in Gullivers travels.
Are you from Poole? Not really im from Canford Cliffs, much better than the rest of Poole.

One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
Canford Cliffs by TimidMike March 31, 2011

Canford School 

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.