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polish candybar

you dip your dick in chocolate and make your partner eat it after anal sex
Honey that polish candybar was spectacular.
by Pollock killer 420 April 3, 2010
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candybag

To knowingly break the rules, making it look like you don't know and get away with it, over and over again; especially having nothing to gain out of it except to harass other players.
To torkinate.
Meh, Torkin is candybagging again...
by Quintin. April 5, 2021
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Candybalism

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.
1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.
by the_professor April 30, 2014
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Candy Bar Theory

Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
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Candytarian

Candytarian: Noun. Used to describe a person who labels themself as a vegetarian, but actually only eats candy and carbs. Candytarians strictly prohibit vegetables.
OMG, that girl is a vegetarian but she's fat anyways... she must be a candytarian.
by cellisting February 17, 2010
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candy bar

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.
"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"
by Phucker January 17, 2007
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Eat a candy bar.

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.
by EchopleX June 23, 2009
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