Cape Canaveral

its been a rough day. many jobs to be done. every person you meet, although you appreciate them, sucks off energy. resulting in exhaustion at around midnight. you hope to scrape up your remaining gestures of love in hopes they will reach the one in time.

"like astronauts love Cape Canaveral,
like snows loves falling,
like a drunkard loves to snore,
like a patriot loves their country,
like Elton loves David,
like people love shopping malls,
thats how"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

catastrafuck

A complete disaster.

"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006

What we have in Iraq right now is a real catastrafuck!

by waagnat September 22, 2008

Cape Canaveral

To ejaculate with extreme force inside the vagina specifically without a condom. The visual is compared to the exhaust from a shuttle launch, but internal to the female sexual organ.

"He went straight to Cape Canaveral with that chick. Blasted away all up in her."

by Luke99s June 17, 2008

Cape Canaveral

When a girl is giving you a blow job, silently and in your mind only, you count down from ten when you feel yourself approaching climax. When the count reaches one, scream out, "BLAST OFF" as you violently orgasm and passionately thrust your hips towards her mouth.

Man, I Cape Canaveraled that bitch!

by Benjamin Davis Ridings December 15, 2008

Canasta

A game where you end up getting raped on the last hand by someone taking the pile and winning.

I always get owned and lose the game canasta when someone takes the pile of cards and goes out.

by Some Nigger January 26, 2004

cape canavral

generalization for place to get/take drugs get high, crackhouses etc.

"this cosmonot comes pigfishing for cape canavral every day"

by eddie ringer April 23, 2005

Canastronaut

A Canadian astronaut.

Roberta Bondar became the first woman Canastronaut to go into space in 1992.

by Jamieson McGonigle September 1, 2005