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Caesar Salad

When a mixture of cannabis and opium lettuce is smoked giving the smoke a great salad-like taste and an unusually strong but calming high.
"Hey, man I was smoking some of that Caesar salad last night and I was baked as fuck."

"If you mix that opium lettuce into that G we've got you'll feel great."
by doom metal August 24, 2008
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Caesar salad

when a group of people partake in the act of the smoke of the weedz.
"hot boxing"
smoked so much jazz cabbage i'm totes lettuced its like a Caesar salad bro.
by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017
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Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
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Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.
by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015
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Alabama caesar salad

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.
Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.
by KeepItAwkward October 8, 2015
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the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007
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tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
by bottlecap September 25, 2005
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