cant wife a hoe

The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.

Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.

by Mellowmuttxx0 April 18, 2010

Cant sleep love

"Cant sleep love" is a feeling you get when you're either in a relationship or have a crush, this happens when you cant stop thinking about the person . This also happens when you just had a good conversation with the person, and you cant sleep because of it.

i had NO sleep last night. Elizabeth got me "cant sleep love"

by Sliding in your dms October 1, 2016

cant be fucked

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

by Diego July 8, 2003

cantele

A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.

Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!

by lava_vag December 10, 2006

canteening

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

by canteen freak December 15, 2011

Cant Take Big d

another tiktok dance that fries you're brain cells

Cant Take Big d but i suck on it

omg stopp plss

by Shawwtyyy._.sksksk January 12, 2020

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011