butt queer

A person who acts stupid, lame, uncool, or pulls a dick move.

Person 1: Martin is such a butt queer, he fell for an add about free licorice online.
Person 2: Wow! what a butt queer! did u know he also team kills in battlefield 3!?

by jerry senfield November 10, 2011

Buttqueef

the occurrence of a man farting, accidentally or otherwise, on a close friend who is also male.

While playing the fast-paced action video game, Halo Reach, Carlos failed to score the game-winning frag for his team, as he was distracted by Todd's pestilent buttqueef.

by haha yeah lol February 21, 2011

Buttqueef

The act of farting but only after your gay lover has deposited a massive load of dick butter in your rear garage.

I had such a stinky buttqueef after Ralph pounded me to pieces last night.

by Bustahym3n February 27, 2021

Buttbeer

(transitive verb) to smuggle contraband into a venue (concert, sports, bar, etc.) that involves a pat down by stuffing said contraband into the back of your pants at the very top of your butt crack. Works best for ladies with large asses.

Becky buttbeered a Tecate into the club because she was too broke to pay marked-up bar prices.

Danielle buttbeered her umbrella into the Jay-Z concert and got through security with no problem.

by barefootgirl November 12, 2011

butqueef

If you're a woman and your fart goes forward going into your vagina and coming back out of the vagina.

OMG I just butqueefed

by PartyMartyOtia July 12, 2017

Butteer

Sound a bullet makes when ricocheting off the rocks in an old western movie with Clint Eastwood and Yule Brynner.

"But-teer!" butteer

by checkitout_jim October 28, 2018

Buttsqueezer

An act of having to hold in a fecal movement when you have to release it, but are too lazy or busy to use the restroom.

Dude, if you have to go take a dump, just go. Don't be a buttsqueezer.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021