buttmullet

having copious amounts of hair located around the ass-region in form of a mullet.

Dude, that buttmullet has to go...no need to start a wildlife preservation down there.

by pwiddy September 10, 2009

buttmuncher

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.

1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

buttmusic

Buttmusic, N. audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not necessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's eye-watering, paint-peeling, buttmusic lead to a stampede among the Wal-Mart shoopers.

by Rock Kowulz December 28, 2005

masturbatorial buttnugget

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor

Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

by BoredInNaples April 20, 2007

buttmud

butterscotch pudding from the rectum

i went buttmud all over your face while you were sleeping , sorry

by Montezuma's September 18, 2006

buttnugget

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.

John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget

by Anonymous November 13, 2002

buttmunchery

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.

I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011