Bustache

In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)

I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.

by chrystih June 25, 2008

burlstache

Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.

Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot

Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache

by Captain Fox August 4, 2010

Buttstache

The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.

"Damn bro, nice buttstache."

by labia lightnin January 8, 2007

bustache

Term to define the desconcerting dark hair growth on some womens chests.

'She should NOT wear such low tops'

'I know.. look at her bustache!'

by eggnoglover January 16, 2010

Buttstache

A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

by sara r. September 2, 2005

buffstache

Simply put, a buff dude with a killer mustache

Dude, check out that buffstache on that guy over there!

by Lyito March 26, 2014

lushstache

An unkempt mess of fur residing on the upper lip of an alcoholic.

Todd, I wish you would wash or shave your face once in a while, I can smell the Natty Ice and Black Velvet on your lushstache from across the room.

by Kn@rlyECO December 7, 2015