Bumf

(n) One who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. One that doesn't move fast and would rather not move around.

"Why don't you come play B-BALL with us Mike?"
"Don't bother asking him, Mike is a true bumf."

"Did you hook up with Jon last night?"
"No, we started talking and he such a bumf."

by thatsme111111 October 18, 2009

Bumf

Weed, marijuana; noun
Smoking, getting high: verb

"Yo you tryna bumf" "Peep this bumf"
"I just bumfed" "Can I buy some bumf?"

by Aidan Glover July 20, 2021

bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

Bumfuckistan

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bumfuck nowhere

Ingomar, Montana

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...

by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018

bumfuck

The middle of nowhere.

I live in Bumfuck, Washington.

by Jeff Gabrielse January 6, 2003

bumfuck idaho

Some unknown location
some small town in a remote place.

Dad took us on a long drive when we were children to Bumfuck Idaho

by Tinyguy June 26, 2006