Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-
21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some
speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11
gold Valor ribbons,
19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my
asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into
Low earth
orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.