Brotein

A consumable protein shake your bros make you that cums from their balls

Andy: "Joseph just gave me a huge brotein shake in the shower, it was dripping off my chin."
Sean: "Damn, that mean you're ready for our workout, bro?"

by younghawks81 April 6, 2019

Broshing

Freaking out in an uncontrollable neurotic ADHD manner similar to Hyperbole and a Half author Allie Brosh.

I threw my socks in the hamper and they wound up under my underwear and I wondered if they were judging me for that...then I realized I was just Broshing.

by CriminallyVu1gar December 1, 2010

Brotein

A protein supplement taken by Football plays to dramatically increase chest size, add sex appeal, and look like total dicks to the Cross Country team.

(Football voice) "Dude pass some brotein, i haven't hade my 150 grams yet, im slacking."
"Have you atleast had some creatine?!"
"No."
"Holy shit, here have my muscle milk."

by Lakessss August 20, 2009

Brotini

The act of shaking (in ice) an otherwise bland and fratty drink consisting of 3rd tier liquor and chaser with a martini shaker and straining it into a martini glass; therefore bequeathing the class and sophistication that previously eluded what would otherwise be known as a brodrink.

Bro 1: Fellas, I picked up a fifth of svedka and sprite, let's pour this into a cup and make brodrinks.

Bro 2: I don't know bro, I feel like we should change things up tonight.

Bro 3: Tonight is special. I just got a promotion so we're goin all out tonight and making brotinis.

Bro 1+2: Bromance for days.

by Johnny-Bro December 28, 2009

Brotein Shake

When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.

After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!

by Brotein69 August 14, 2022

brotein

protein from bros, usually the result of man-on-man relations. Semen that comes from Bromance.

Yo, you left some brotein in the soapdish, you're a foul pig

by gavin_pm February 9, 2006

brotein

the protein one gets from swallowing after fellatio. or simply, the protein contained in semen that can be ingested when giving a blow job.

"hey hon, your hair isn't looking so shiny, lemme give you some brotein!" (high fives any surrounding buddies)

by cayb March 14, 2010