Brotein

A word used to describe a scenario where one bro helps another bro mix a protein shake in which the other bro otherwise could not mix himself
Two bro's are racing down the highway at 120 km/h... windows down. The bro driving asks the other bro to mix him some pro and the bro sitting shotgun generously obliges, concerned that his bro may be becoming catabolic. The two bro's share a brotein moment in which they each dummy at least a 30g serving of protein
by Hickerr September 03, 2011
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Brotein

Any protein consumed by the dudes at the gym for the sole purpose of bulking.
Yeah, put some peanut butter and whey in that smoothie - need more brotein!
by Filosopher November 17, 2017
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Brotein

A type of enhancing supplement taken by guidos.

Serving Suggestion: take 5 times a day with heineken of jagerbombs.
Hey guido, check out my new fucking haircut, and look at my guns, its that damn brotein.
by travlax April 22, 2009
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Brotein

Brotein is a bodily chemical that is excreted by the pancreas that creates a euphoric sensation. Brotein is released usually whilst throwing down at a rowdy Pop-Punk and/or Hardcore show.
"Yo man, I feel great, that show was rowdy as hell."
"For sure dude, that's gotta be the brotein."
by zsteezy August 21, 2009
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Brotein

The bro that hits the gym with you. That special bond between bros and gains
by Jack Richards March 08, 2017
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Brotein

Noun;
An aura of overwhelming masculinity, testosterone, and gym bro energy. Often used to describe people who like to refer to themselves as alphas and flex their gains to their bros and can be seen boasting about how much they get laid regardless of how much they actually get laid, and how fucked up they got last weekend.
"I couldn't stand the amount of brotein at the Kappa Sigma Ligma frat party last week, Jarryd was benching the kegs whilst chatting to Stephany, Bethany and Methany."
by Peliwang January 01, 2022
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Brotein Shake

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
by SubAtomicBear March 13, 2016
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