Broned

When you come to a broclusion that you have the inability to stop saying bro

i cant stop saying bro,bro. bro i think im broned, bro.

by The Real Dave Strider February 21, 2015

Paul Brocked

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver

Dude Desylm Dogg he just paul brocked owen back into the closet

by kikikikikikowenisgayaf September 11, 2018

dick bronzed

To have anal sex.

I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed

by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

by goodone! June 13, 2008

Bronded

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.

"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."

by lieberino February 18, 2012

bonked out

Becoming so tired that it is nearly impossible to keep your head up. Sleep is imminent.

You: Yo let's go out!
Me: Nah, man. I'm bonked OUT.

by methodDK April 30, 2011

Brokeded

Used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.

Hey! You brokeded my cell phone, and now it don't work!

by Ethan Kreloff May 17, 2006