Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.

Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*

by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009

Brocensus

- When 3 or more of your bros/buddies/friends agree on a specific dilemma or conundrum.

I am not sure man, we need to have a brocensus and figure that shit out.

by alcoholicsementhrower11 February 25, 2011

Brofessor Oak

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.

Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"

by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009

brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked

dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs

by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010

brocesible

1. When a musical artist reaches a point in their career in which their concerts begin to attract patrons of the "bro" archetype.

I used to really enjoy seeing Two Door Cinema Club live, but they've become brocesible. Now, it's hard to enjoy their performance without witnessing fist pumping or being body-checked.

I feel like Passion Pit is becoming really brocesible.

by Translanticism January 19, 2013

Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010